THE ARCHIVES
2019 SEASONLeague Record Book
9 / 9Seasons loaded
828Finalized matchups
108Team-seasons
Records are computed from ESPN-finalized head-to-head matchups. Season-specific team names are preserved. The 2018–2026 archive includes playoffs when ESPN provides them; streaks reset each season. Rankings are limited to the seasons successfully loaded.
THE FINAL ORDER · 2019
ESPN PLAYOFF FINISH2019 Final Standings
| FINISH | TEAM | HONOR | RECORD | POINTS FOR | POINTS AGAINST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🏆 #1 | Clay, Bill Clay | LEAGUE CHAMPION | 7–6 | 1470.82 | 1433.96 |
| 🥈 #2 | Masturbation Impotence | Runner-up | 7–6 | 1573.00 | 1502.54 |
| 🥉 #3 | Injury Train | Third place | 6–7 | 1473.52 | 1444.48 |
| #4 | Hotel Odell Golladay Inn | — | 6–7 | 1357.06 | 1451.44 |
| #5 | Bruz Crew | — | 11–2 | 1635.94 | 1325.52 |
| #6 | Zeke Elliots Cabo Wabo Party | — | 9–4 | 1625.34 | 1277.60 |
| #7 | Montana Maulers | — | 7–6 | 1578.72 | 1469.36 |
| #8 | Remember The Tight Ends | — | 9–4 | 1341.34 | 1362.06 |
| #9 | The OddiAbruzzo CollusionTheory | — | 5–8 | 1507.06 | 1505.84 |
| #10 | Tyreek Hill Day Care | — | 4–9 | 1301.78 | 1580.38 |
| #11 | Team Trev Dawg | — | 3–10 | 1258.88 | 1537.68 |
| #12 | Team Hofschneider | — | 4–9 | 1287.24 | 1519.84 |
Finishing positions come from ESPN's final league ranking, not regular-season seeds. Records and points are ESPN season totals where available.